The Comfy, the original, wearable blanket, has gained street cred across the world for being the coziest, most innovative, snuggle solution to date. Don’t believe us? We’ve conducted a deep-dive investigation into how The Comfy will be the best, softest life hack you’ve ever invested in.
According to the Principle of the 5 Ws, a report is only complete if it answers the interrogative questions of who, what, where, when, and why.
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WHO is The Comfy made for?
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Anyone from the ages of 5 to 105 who enjoys the feeling
of being wrapped in a giant, plush hug - Also pets… Can’t find your chihuahua? They’re probably snuggled up in the hood of your sherpa-lined, leopard print Comfy Original.
WHAT is The Comfy?
- The Comfy is the world’s first wearable blanket — a Shark Tank sensation that has made cozy living the most fun and functional it’s ever been.
- The ultrasoft microfiber and sherpa-lined products range from The Comfy Original™, The Comfy Dream™, The Comfy Original™ Quarter-Zip, The Comfy Teddy Bear™ Quarter-Zip, and The Comfy Original™ Jr. (don’t forget the kiddos!). There’s a weight, softness, and thickness that’s just-right for every climate.
WHERE do you wear The Comfy?
The places you can wear The Comfy consist of, but are not limited to, the following:
- The couch, or anywhere in front of a TV
- The car, especially when you’re buckling in for a long road trip
- Inside, or outside, of a cabin in the snow
- In a camping tent, or your aunt’s RV, or your trendy friend’s new Airstream (#Vanlife)
- The dog park
- The park park
- The sunset beach picnic
- The home office
- The local 7-Eleven for a midnight snack when all self-restraint has died in the last Grey’s Anatomy episode
WHEN do you wear The Comfy?
- In the morning when you dread stepping out of bed into the cold, cold world
- When it rains or snows, or just looks sort of gray outside
- In the middle of the night when your dog wakes you up to go pee outside
- When you’re bloated
- When there’s a meteor shower that only happens once every 76 years
- When you just get out of the ocean and your freezing, but your skin is too salty and sticky to pull on clothes
- When there is a statewide heat and electricity outage in Texas in the midst of a record-breaking winter storm
- When clothes just don’t feel like an option
WHY The Comfy will rock your world?
- No more cold shoulders. You can read, eat popcorn, tidy the house, drink your morning coffee, etc… without your blanket slipping off at the slightest movement.
- You’re your best self when warm. It’s scientifically proven that being cold reduces productivity; while being warm improves blood circulation and concentration.
- Life’s more fun when you’re Comfy. TikTok research has shown the throwing on a Comfy makes a person 93% more likely to break out in choreographed dance.
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So, there you have it. If this thorough investigative report doesn’t convince you of the pure, life-altering power of The Comfy, then we urge you to take the matter into your own hands! Add a Comfy to your wardrobe, and #FeelTheHappy first hand.